O Canada!

Game Status - 21 Sept 07Oct 22, 2007 at 6:56pm   QuoteEdit Post by Dank on Oct 22, 2007 at 6:56pm what maranta is referring to is canada, a sovereign nation to the north of our national borders, generally north of montana and idaho. pronounced 'can-a-dia' in the U.S., it may be a french colony or perhaps a british colony, dependent upon the outcome of a war that took place back in the eighteenth century. we're still not sure who won or what took place where. but it didn't concern us really and it took place above the arctic circle so we lost interest immediately. canadia basically produces two things: ice and baby seals. the local natives (canadians) eat one and club the crap out of the other one. exceptions to the general mystery surrounding canadia and its environs: (1) ice hockey an amazing sport invented by the vikings some thousand years ago. when the vikings occupied canadia, they left some forwards frozen in the peat bogs around montreal and calgary. they thawed out in the 1870s and created something akin to the modern NHL. however, this doesn't explain why a team from california won the stanley cup last year. (2) mounties like their counterparts in west hollywood (the royally mounted police), the royal canadian mounted policeman is quite a sight to see. i saw them once when i was a kid. almost as cool as a buckingham palace guard. mounties generally have less HP at level 30 than palace guards do. (3) alaska a big thanks to canadia for allowing us land access to our largest state. another big thanks from the millions of fat asses that drag up and down the coast of british columbia remarking on the glaciers and other ice configurations found there. (see ice above). (4) toronto hollywood (the place where all your entertainment comes from) would like to thank you for the great cost alternative to shooting in new york. same skyline, one hundredth the crime, better cabbies, slightly more ice. (see ice above). (5) shania twain enough said. god bless you, canadia.

Last Edit: Oct 22, 2007 at 7:08pm by Dank "XYZZY" -- A powerful magic word, ADVENTURE, circa 1977, (and a great way to remember 3D matrix transforms).