Occasionally, the JediMUD player base produced some rare genius, or at least some rare and bizarre behavior, some of which is captured on the notorious JEDIMUD PROBOARDS website which was hosted by the JediMUD administration from around 2000 until it was abandoned in favor of Discord in 2018.
JediXmasMUD Poem Quest
Dank, December 18, 2005
Ode to the CircleMass
Pagan swords in scabbards sheathed Mud on mud, the gore is deep Uki's asinine quests bequeath Dank and Quede and Princess' Teat. Around the tarn, below the rot, Off with her head! Suffer the bride! Lack of sex and long winter night Nothing else save the troglodyte. Purloined text 'twixt gossip we must! Crushing, slashing, tickling go An eye for an eye, an eye for ANNIH Quede and Dank and Uki know. Candlemas and Chanukah, Moslem prayer and Hindu temple Lone north star and within In straight paths doth God resemble. And Arizhel, shining Queen A star, a bell, a beauty lean Within her thigh, along her breast The joy of Jedi CircleMass. Happy New Year Dumbasses! Dank/Vince