Are You a Group Leader?

Sep 1, 2004 at 5:44am   QuoteEdit Post by Dank on Sep 1, 2004 at 5:44am HOW MUCH OF A LEADER ARE YOU? Captain Bligh was a universally hated leader. So was Captain Queeg. Jedi has had it's share of horrifying uber-leaders over the last ten years... speedwalking, triggered bastards that had land lines when we were still connected at 300 baud. See how many points you can earn. 1. Insist that speed-walking is for sissies, and hunt-n-peck while winding through Rhyoden. Do the same while in Drake. Give yourself a point if you have any group left by the Graceful Arch. 2. While fighting Kailyn's statue in the Museum, demand repeatedly that your cleric cast calm. Sheepishly poke fun at yourself when the cleric corrects you. Do it again when fighting Doc. Give yourself a point if the cleric casts calm. 3. Speed walk to Mahn-Tor without giving the rest of your group fly. Get irritated when they ask for a summon. Give yourself a point for every group member that walks to you. 4. Insist that, in your group, the cleric always heals the tank when he or she is at Excellent. Give yourself a bonus point if you can get them to heal the tank at Perfect. 5. Expound at length that the Shire is the only zone at JediMUD with good eq. Cite examples. When pressed, acknowledge that you've actually only explored the Shire and haven't been anywhere else. Give yourself a point if they acquiesce. 6. Ask for a zone list from your group, then go back to the Shire anyway. Recall and promise you'll go wherever they want to go. Head for the Shire again, and give yourself a bonus point if any of your group make it to the Brandywine Bridge. 7. gorder your cleric into the tank spot a second time, after you had promised never to do it again. Give yourself a point if you can get away with it a third time. 8. Refuse to split the loot. Explain to them that you're doing them a service. Cite religious reasons. Speak in tongues. Go to New Thalos and hand them leaflets instead. Give yourself a point for every 100K you can keep. 9. Gather an evil group and run only evil mobs. After they mutiny, gather a good group and run only good mobs. Give yourself a bonus point if you can somehow convince the formation of a neutral party during the same uptime. 10. Refer to yourself by the royal 'we'. 'We would love it if you would just give us an inspire. Won't you?' When asked why you insist on referring to yourself that way, explain that your been appointed King of JediMUD by the Administration and that you take the position very seriously. Make sure you hand them a leaflet if they protest. Give yourself a point for each leaflet you can hand out.

Last Edit: Jun 27, 2007 at 12:33am by Dank "XYZZY" -- A powerful magic word, ADVENTURE, circa 1977, (and a great way to remember 3D matrix transforms).