JediMUD Poetry

Occasionally, the JediMUD player base produced some rare genius, or at least some rare and bizarre behavior, some of which is captured on the notorious JEDIMUD PROBOARDS website which was hosted by the JediMUD administration from around 2000 until it was abandoned in favor of Discord in 2018.

JediXmasMUD Poem Quest

Dank, December 18, 2005

Ode to the CircleMass

Pagan swords in scabbards sheathed
Mud on mud, the gore is deep
Uki's asinine quests bequeath
Dank and Quede and Princess' Teat.

Around the tarn, below the rot,
Off with her head! Suffer the bride!
Lack of sex and long winter night
Nothing else save the troglodyte.

Purloined text 'twixt gossip we must!
Crushing, slashing, tickling go
An eye for an eye, an eye for ANNIH
Quede and Dank and Uki know.

Candlemas and Chanukah,
Moslem prayer and Hindu temple
Lone north star and within
In straight paths doth God resemble.

And Arizhel, shining Queen
A star, a bell, a beauty lean
Within her thigh, along her breast
The joy of Jedi CircleMass.

Happy New Year Dumbasses!

Dank/Vince