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<p>Adding categories</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{| class=&quot;fandom-table&quot;<br /> |FIVE THINGS SOHEIS MIGHT WANT TO DO BUT CAN&#039;T<br /> <br /> <br /> 1. pop hair styling<br /> <br /> <br /> despite what tam&#039;s avows, and he&#039;s avowed alot, soheis are simply an ancient caste of hindo-european hairdressers that were displaced during the incursions of the mongols during the tenth century. give them back their birthright.<br /> <br /> <br /> &gt; cast &#039;coif&#039; welmar<br /> <br /> <br /> King Welmar sports a new hair-do, a vast improvement on his ubiquitous Imperial Mullet.<br /> <br /> <br /> 2. make tea<br /> <br /> <br /> given an odd assortment of items, a rope, black guyvel herbs, thiamin herbs and a dusty rose stone, allow the sohei to brew a startling darjeeling or an orange pekoe.<br /> <br /> <br /> 3. tree limb limbo<br /> <br /> <br /> anywhere there&#039;s a tree, there&#039;s a personal dance floor built for a sohei! someone making fun of your ancestor&#039;s shrine? tired of the thick smoke trailing from your censer? jump into the sky and do the limb limbo dance and kick some zen butt while you&#039;re at it!<br /> <br /> <br /> &gt; cast &#039;limbo&#039; [self]<br /> <br /> <br /> You float into the canopy.<br /> <br /> <br /> 4. access to the coolest of asian mysteries<br /> <br /> <br /> what self-respecting asian monk is not familiar with the readings of the &#039;&#039;I Ching&#039;&#039;? come on, wake up and smell the orange pekoe tea! the wonders of the I Ching allow the practioner a wide assortment of incantations that help promote a more harmonious chi.<br /> <br /> <br /> &gt; copy &quot;I Ching&quot; [target]<br /> <br /> <br /> You have fashioned an ancient scroll of egg boiling.<br /> <br /> <br /> 5. build a monastery<br /> <br /> <br /> if you&#039;ve got a few centuries on your hands, what do you do? build a shrine? no! build a wall? no! build a monastery in a fifteen thousand foot pass? woot! you guessed it! the command requires a 10 day uptime and several pals willing to stay by your side feeding you waybreads as your toil to complete one of your sect&#039;s finest structures, replete with golden entry lions and cast-iron fire pots!<br /> <br /> <br /> &gt; build monastery<br /> <br /> <br /> This may take awhile. One moment please...<br /> |-<br /> |&#039;&#039;Last Edit:&#039;&#039; &lt;abbr&gt;Apr 13, 2004 at 2:08am&lt;/abbr&gt; by Dank<br /> <br /> &quot;XYZZY&quot; -- A powerful magic word, ADVENTURE, circa 1977, (and a great way to remember 3D matrix transforms).<br /> |}<br /> [[Category:Proboards]]<br /> [[Category:Humor]]<br /> [[Category:Sohei]]</div>

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