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The pose command was a separate special procedure, different from the main social routine. Written by Onivel with contributions from Moonbeam, the poses were cool and zany, a random actions selected from nearly 100 options.

The poses were class and level based, making them a treat not only for the poser but the posee. A code snippet from the 5.1 beta code.

switch (GET_CLASS(ch)) {
case CLASS_MAGIC_USER:
case CLASS_SOHEI: class = 0; break;
case CLASS_CLERIC:
case CLASS_JEDI: class = 1; break;
case CLASS_THIEF:
case CLASS_NINJA: class = 2; break;
case CLASS_WARRIOR:
case CLASS_PALADIN:
case CLASS_ANTIPALADIN: class = 3; break;
default: class = number(0,3); break;
}

They were disabled at some point in the mid-2010s.<br />
{| class="fandom-table"
!POSE SELF MSG
!POSE ROOM MSG
|-
|A halo appears over your head.
|A halo appears over $ns head - but the color isn't what $n expected.
|-
|A small ball of light dances on your finger tips.
|$n makes a small ball of light dance on $s finger tips.
|-
|A spotlight appears from nowhere and places you in the center.
|A spotlight spots $n.
|-
|A thundercloud bows in awe of you.
|$n is soaked as a thundercloud bows over $m.
|-
|Blue sparks fly from your fingers.
|Blue sparks fly from $ns fingers.
|-
|In lack of better, you use a spear as a toothpick.
|$n picks $s teeth with a spear.
|-
|To prove your superiority you try out all your spells at the same time.
|$n tries out all $s spells at the same time, causing a disaster.
|-
|With a sweep of your hand you turn everybody's clothes transparent.
|$n turns everybody's clothes transparent, including $s own.
|-
|With few tools you skillfully open the door to the universe.
|$n opens the doors to the universe. Close it, there's a cold draft !
|-
|You aim a fireball at the sky. The sky whimpers in terror.
|$n lets a fireball explode in the sky. The sky whimpers in terror.
|-
|You are consulted by a heavenly beautiful angel.
|A heavenly beautiful angel is talking to $n.
|-
|You balance a pocketknife on your tongue.
|$n balances a pocketknife on $s tongue.
|-
|You break a granite boulder into two.
|$n breaks a chip off a granite boulder and roars with pleasure.
|-
|You chop firewood with your bare hands.
|$n struggles to break a match without getting splinters in $s hands.
|-
|You clone the world and take a close look at your other self.
|$n looks into a mirror and thinks $e has cloned the world.
|-
|You conjure a breeze to cool your forehead.
|$n conjures a minor storm and goes kite-flying.
|-
|You conjure a cloud to relieve you from the sun.
|$n is showered by a raincloud appearing from nowhere.
|-
|You conjure a slimy green monster to do your bidding.
|$n conjures a slimy green monster. Truly bad taste.
|-
|You conjure an image of a holy cross.
|$n conjures an image of a holy cross which quickly disappears again.
|-
|You conjure red lights to dance in your eyes.
|$n makes little red lights dance in $s eyes.
|-
|You count the money in everybody else's pockets.
|$n counts your money and kindly asks you to check the result !
|-
|You create a black hole - OOPS, where did all the others go?
|$n creates a black hole and disappears.
|-
|You create a minor earthquake by stamping your feet.
|Dust covers $n as $e tries to tap dance.
|-
|You feel very holy.
|$n looks very holy.
|-
|You force everybody to skip and dance.
|$n makes you skip and dance with a flick of $s fingers.
|-
|You get coins from everybody's ears.
|$n pulls your ears in an attempt to produce coins.
|-
|You grit your teeth and look mean.
|$n grits $s teeth and looks mean.
|-
|You hide behind your own shadow.
|$n tries make $mself invisible - you tactfully ignore $m.
|-
|You hit your head with a blow that makes your eyes roll.
|$n hits $s head with a blow that makes $s eyes roll helplessly around.
|-
|You juggle with a variety of items such as daggers, apples, eyes etc.
|$n juggles with daggers, apples, eyes, fishbones etc.
|-
|You juggle with granite boulders - watch your feet !!!!
|$n juggles with granite boulders to show off - WATCH YOUR FEET !!!
|-
|You levitate from concentrating too hard on a prayer.
|$n levitates to show off.
|-
|You lift the world on your little finger and spin it around.
|$n sends the whole world spinning.
|-
|You make 100 push-ups.
|$n makes 100 push-ups - Ahh, the color of $s face.
|-
|You make greed dance with bloodlust in your eyes.
|$ns eyes are filled with greed and bloodlust...
|-
|You make Schwarzenegger seem like a kid.
|$n makes a poor imitation of Schwarzenegger.
|-
|You make someone levitate.
|You fleetly feel you fly as $n makes you levitate.
|-
|You make the heaven green, the grass blue and fall down laughing.
|$n makes heaven and grass change color - weirdo !
|-
|You make your head disappear.
|$n loses $s head.
|-
|You munch a bottle to prove the strength of your teeth.
|$n consumes a bottle to prove $s strength - but not $s brains !!
|-
|You nimbly tie yourself into a knot.
|$n ties $mself into a knot and needs help to get untangled.
|-
|You nonchalantly turn into a butterfly, and return to normal.
|$n turns into a butterfly before resuming $s normal shape.
|-
|You nonchalantly turn wine into water.
|$n turns wine into water - what a waste.
|-
|You part the great ocean...
|$n parts a shallow pool and wades across with dry feet.
|-
|You perform a small card trick.
|$n plays around with some marked cards.
|-
|You rap in magical languages, causing lights to flicker and walls to tremble.
|$n raps in strange magical languages, known only by $mself.
|-
|You recite words of wisdom first thought by your great god.
|$n reads aloud from a children's book.
|-
|You show your bulging muscles.
|$n shows $s bulging muscles.
|-
|You show your skills in a game of dice.
|$n cheats in a game of dice.
|-
|You sizzle with energy.
|$n sizzles with energy.
|-
|You skillfully crack nuts between your index fingers.
|$n cracks nuts between $s fingers.
|-
|You slip fireworks into the pockets of everybody in the room.
|Your pocket explodes with the fireworks $n has put there.
|-
|You sneak into somebody's pocket and hide there.
|$n tries to hide in your pocket.
|-
|You split a tree into two parts and grin broadly.
|$n chops a branch off a tree and seems very proud of $mself.
|-
|You split atoms with your fingernails.
|$n gets dirt under $s nails but doesn't seem to mind.
|-
|You squeeze water out of granite boulders.
|$n squeezes water out of granite boulders.
|-
|You steal a book which, inscribed with large friendly letters, says DON'T PANIC
|$n fiddles with a book whose cover says DON'T PANIC
|-
|You steal Excalibur from a bag - nobody notices.
|$n steals Excalibur from his own bag.
|-
|You steal the ozone layer and get a good suntan.
|$n steals the ozone layer and starts sprouting extra limbs, ears and toes.
|-
|You steal the underwear off every person in the room.
|$n takes your underwear and turns it inside out before replacing it.
|-
|You steal the universe, but have problems fitting it into your pocket.
|$n steals the universe and tries to fit it into $s pocket.
|-
|You summon a BALROG who glares balefully at you.
|$n summons a balrog who seems rather annoyed with $m.
|-
|You summon a fire elemental, nearly losing your hair in the process.
|$n gets $s hair burnt by a fire elemental.
|-
|You summon the Milky-way, oh boy, what a great galaxy.
|$n summons a Milky-way and eats it with great pleasure.
|-
|You sweep everybody off their feet in an attempt to hug them.
|$n sweeps you off your feet, hugging the breath out of your lungs.
|-
|You transform yourself into a hairball.
|$n turns into a hairball - cute.
|-
|You try to contact God, but he hangs up on you.
|$n makes an obscene phone call to God.
|-
|You turn everybody into little pink elephants.
|$n turns you into a little pink elephant - momentarily.
|-
|You turn the world upside down and inside out.
|$n turns the world upside down and inside out.
|-
|You wiggle your ears alternately.
|$n wiggles $s ears.
|-
|Your body begins to glow with an unearthly light.
|$n's body begins to glow with an unearthly light.
|-
|Your shirt-seams rip open from the force of your bulging muscles.
|$n's shirt is torn by $s bulging muscles, - anybody have a needle?
|}
[[Category:Humor]]
[[Category:Socials]]

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